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Xilias 02 Xilias 02

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

High hopes, eh?

Quite frankly, I know what you're trying to do, and I'm all for it. I'm sayin', it's easy to watch, and I'm not even going to say anything about the voices, but what REALLY got me was the subtitles.
I'm thinking that Kratos, Kratus, and Kratoss are the same people, right? Also, punctuation makes a big difference, and what were Oden? Those big mushroom fella's?
Anyway, the flash seems to have a firm foundation. The music was nifty, and I know how it is with low-budget animation, so, I guess my advice is to spend slightly more time on everything: animation's smoothness, the effects (and trying to display them--I had no idea why people were turning into balls for), and maybe invest in a graphics tablet if you don't have one.
Keep it up, though. It looks like a very promising series.

sight adimin plz 001 sight adimin plz 001

Rated 4 / 5 stars


That was probably the sexiest introduction to a flash. Ever.
In fact, I was so enthralled by the scribbles, I dedicated my life to coloring people.

Tales from Mod Meat 07 Tales from Mod Meat 07

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Mmmm. That was hawt.

I'd like to bend this video over a barstool and fuck its brains out.
Also, a fun little thing to do, if you move the window it's in horizontally, it looks like the train goes either really slow, or really fast.
I found that very, very amusing.

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:: Deck Waving :: :: Deck Waving ::

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


These are getting really, really, really old.
I guess the best way to improve the series is to let it die (I know, I'm going to have SO MANY middle-school culters on my ass for saying that), or just...get more ideas. There's a reviewer earlier who, I quote, "Tits are not a substitute for good writing," and this is probably the most agreeable thing I've read all evening.
The graphics are getting overplayed, very shoddy, and I think the originality of the characters themselves is collapsing. Maybe subtle revamps or something? I don't know.
And...better humor. I could see, maybe, why middle-school-hormone-driven kids like it (and I use that bearing that my sister and all her friends loved it to some extent as of recent), because of, well, puberty, but for the rest of us...
Well, let's just say, there's a lot more to be desired.

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Numa Numa Hentai II Numa Numa Hentai II

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I'm not really here to talk shit...

Alright, I just want to clear it all up for everyone:
I understand (and so does the author, probably) that this submission sucks. But, I also want to admit, if this wasn't Poser'd, that the 3d modelling was pretty good. Of course, if it was Poser'd, it was the biggest fuckin' waste of time I've ever seen keyframed. Ha, and just think, I'd probably bet money that he used Poser...
By the way, over all, all these things sucked. The original Numa Numa sucked. Quit redoing it. Please, for the love of god, and 3d animation.

the YuYu the YuYu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dear god, I just wet myself.

That was by far the best chase scene, I've ever seen. Flash or otherwise.

FF7: Cloud vs. Bomb FF7: Cloud vs. Bomb

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good for a first flash.

I would like to thank you for the lack of stick figure animations as your first contribution. That alone makes me salute you.
The voice, though, the whiny, nasally voice...how horrid...
Other than that, I thought that it was good.
Please, though, the voices...

The Ultimate Showdown The Ultimate Showdown

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Probably the funniest thing I've seen since Final Fantasy A+. Awesome job. Very anticlimactic.